question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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