Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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