Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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