So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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