At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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