There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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