Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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