He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she was so not down for the gang bang
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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