Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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