I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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