and she was petting her beer can
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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