brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
vagina is talking i cant
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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