oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Randomize
