Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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