My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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