Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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