Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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