That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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