Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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