Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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