ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Randomize
