That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
You did what with his pubic hair?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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