Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
