I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
one might say we're banned from that church
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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