i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He has the fingertips of a God
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