Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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