Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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