Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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