That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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