Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wish there were birth control emojis
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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