Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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