she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my shit smells like andre
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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