420 ftw
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
please come you make the beer taste better
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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