you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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