If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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