You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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