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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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