After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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