Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
