Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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