Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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