reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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