I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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