so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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