No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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