Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize