Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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