didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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