it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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