Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize