he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My vagina is very pro this idea
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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