Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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