Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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