so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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