i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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