Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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